Emo...or Emotional?

Now kids let's talk about Emo...

My top ten questions on Emo:


1) What is Emo?


2) Is it a religion?


3) Is it the new Kabbalah?


4) Who was the mastermind who conceived this trend named "Emo?"


5) Why do "their People" wear such tight pants?


6) Do the adherents all speak a language which makes them unified?


7) Why do I keep hearing and seeing the words "My Chemical Romance?"


8) Are these things which call themselves "Emos" even human?


9) Where do "Emos" come from?


10) Do "Emos" contribute something meaningful to the world that is conspicuous to everyone else but me?


Please take the time out of your chaotic lives to answer, if not all, at least one of my questions. I will forever owe tribute to you in, possibly, a future rant.